What would Tucker Max do?
Last Modified: February 15. 2013 8:37PM
If you want to know what Jesus would do, follow Kirk Cameron on Twitter. Personally, I'd rather know what self-proclaimed asshole Tucker Max would do. As a fratire writer who ungraciously exited local daytime television, I try to model my life after two people: Tucker Max and Star Jones. Since Tucker Max is retiring from chronicling his debauchery following the release of his new book "Hilarity Ensues," I decided to turn to the bestselling author for advice.
WEEKENDER: Your final fratire book "Hilarity Ensues" is in bookstores now. What can fans expect?
MAX: If you're a fan of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," you can expect another book you're going to like just as much if not more!
WEEKENDER: I'm sure a lot of people have had Tucker Max's sloppy seconds. Now the whole world can with your other new book "Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers" available for free download on iBooks and Kindle.
MAX: Yeah! This is my "thank you" to my fans for buying my first three books.
WEEKENDER: My favorite part of "Hilarity Ensues" is the chapter on "sexting." If you could "sext" with any celebrity who would it be?
MAX: Snooki! She's so stupid that she wouldn't get any of my sex jokes. The best people to f--k with are the ones who don't get the jokes.
WEEKENDER: You went to a "Top 10" law school, wrote bestselling books and partied your ass off. What advice do you have to balance working and playing hard for people who don't think you can do both?
MAX: Laser-beam focus on two or three things that matter most. Don't focus on bullshit, and you'll have time to balance work and play.
WEEKENDER: As the sperm donor to fratire, are you a fan of the genre when it comes to other writers?
MAX: I love when other people try. I'd say I'm more the Dr. Dre of fratire. When it's all said and done, I'll be known as the first, but not the best. I know fratire can be improved upon. The Eminem, the Tupac, the Lil Wayne are still out there ...