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Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Being the center of the universe sucks, doesn’t it? If someone nearby is in a bad mood, it’s obviously because you’ve done something wrong. If the people around you have problems, it’s clearly your job to solve them. Even if you can logically dismiss these irrational and self-hindering illusions, emotionally it’s […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) I’ve never met a Pisces who could perfectly “fit in.” Despite your extreme malleability and changeability (or perhaps because of it), consistently blending in to your surroundings and not startling people nearby with your numerous eccentricities has always been impossible. That tendency’s likely to be magnified this week, so don’t torture […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) You suck at making decisions to a timetable. So what? When you’re left to your own devices, this isn’t a problem. It’s only when you’re required to conform to somebody else’s schedule that you run into trouble. As hard as you try, you sometimes encounter an unavoidable, seemingly impossible deadline. Every […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) As much as you’d love to wipe the slate clean and start over, your repeated attempts to do so aren’t likely to succeed at the moment. They require time, and nothing else—no amount of herculean effort or passionate desire—will do. Everything changes, eventually. Sometimes you can influence how and how fast […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) An essay by Barbara Kingsolver describes the mysterious activities of her pet hermit crab, which would inexplicably retreat periodically into his shell for days at a time. Eventually, she guessed that he was responding to tidal forces, even though he was miles from any ocean. I thought of this essay when […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) You’ve heard the adage, “Keep your friends close but your enemies closer,” right? Bullshit—at least this week. You need to get as far away from those you dislike or disagree with, in favor of having some truly sweet moments with those you love, moments they could and would spoil if given […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I’ve met many a brilliant Aquarian—some virtual geniuses, even. But most of them are also notoriously impractical. They don’t value doing things the easy way. This isn’t such a bad thing, generally. But when you turn aside from the simplest route to your destination, even when it’s mapped out before you, […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Where are the kids? You’re sorely in need of some playful, innocent fun, so hanging with your nieces and nephews or any other of the sweet little rugrats in your life would be a fantastic way to spend your week. It would help you remember to smile a lot more, to […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The sun is shining, birds are singing, people are dancing in the streets. Or are they? You wouldn’t know either way this week, because your focus has turned dramatically inward. Your uncharacteristic navel-gazing is bound to raise a few eyebrows and even elicit some (possibly melodramatic) concern, but don’t let anyone […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Many people believe they’d love a Capricorn partner—until they actually get one. At that point they’re often disappointed when you don’t meet their unrealistic expectations. You’re a great package, but you’re not for everyone. What you can offer: a reasonably high degree of security, sex drive, and loyalty, among other things. […]

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