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Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sagittarius You teenage rebel. Part of you will never outgrow that spirited need for absolute independence, no matter how old you get. Avoid anyone who demands that you suppress it. Calls to “grow up” and “settle down” shouldn’t be simply ignored, but utterly repudiated. You’ll settle down naturally when it’s the right time—chances are a […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) This week you may find a diamond while you’re working in the coalmines. This impressive feat may fill you with excitement, but don’t get too worked up yet. It remains to be seen whether you’ll be allowed to keep it or not (probably not). But whether or not you’re permitted to […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Scorpios have the hardest time bouncing back from humiliation. Everyone experiences some mortifyingly embarrassing situation at some point in their lifetime, but you Scorps, who do tend to take yourselves a bit too seriously, require a much longer recovery period. This probably seems like a weakness, but like all frailties, it […]

Hairology: Autumn hair styles can boost confidence

Hairology: Autumn hair styles can boost confidence

Aries: If you are looking for love and stability, hook up with a Sagittarius this month. Get that hair some copper color, red highlights with brunette roots. Taurus: Make a date with a Capricorn, whether it’s love, just for fun, or a salon appointment with a Capricorn stylist. All will go well with whomever you […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Desire is a trap. Sometimes you want something so bad you can’t let it go—even when you know letting it go is the only way to get it. The problem is, there are no guarantees. Here’s where you’ve got to subject yourself to logic-driven tough-love. Look at it this way: desperately […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) More and more studies are implying that calorie deprivation may extend lifespan. Eat less (while maintaining nutrition) and you just might add years to your life. It seems to work for rats, mice, and monkeys, at least. This is the kind of equation that’s pleasing to Libras. Take one thing off […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) For good or ill, Libras often see things in terms of personal gain. It’s that whole scale thing; you’re constantly weighing, evaluating, and judging. This is how you’ve gotten a reputation as shallow social climbers, who only act out of pure self-interest. I know that’s not truly accurate, of course; just […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) When I went off to summer camp as a kid, it was its own world. Contact with people back home happened through handwritten letters and the occasional brief coin-funded phone call. It was a chance for me and my fellow campers to try on new selves, unhampered by the expectations of […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Anyone who drives around blasting music at ridiculous levels is an idiot. How presumptuous and obnoxious can you be? It’s not like they’re trying to expose us to some fantastic music—it’s so loud it’s distorted; all you can hear is the bone-shaking bass. The good news: None of these losers is […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Virgos either think too much or do too much. Usually, you come to the conclusion early on in life that doing is less dangerous and more useful than thinking, so you tend to focus primarily on that, keeping yourself more busy than any two non-Virgos you know. And thinking has certainly […]

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