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Hairology: May is the season to release your top bun and get some color

Hairology: May is the season to release your top bun and get some color

Girls, it’s time to release your top bun. Those gray roots you’ve been hiding grow at least one half inch a month. Let’s seeeee; that’s two to three inches, and if you keep putting color off, you’ll have to turn your top bun into a scrubbing mop that dangles full circle. Visualize a bed of […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Gemini (May 21-June 20) Cold turkey is the only way. If you’re planning on cutting something out of your life — be it smoking or an unhealthy relationship or ice cream — forget doing it gradually. That’s crap, especially for someone as generally indecisive as you. It’ll quite simply never work. Trust me on this. […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Taurus (April 20-May 20) Nature documentarian (and fellow Taurus) David Attenborough is one of my heroes. What an amazing career he’s created for himself: getting paid (probably well) to get up close and personal with Earth’s most fascinating creatures. Emulate him, would you? Find some way to earn money doing things you’d do for free. […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Taurus (April 20-May 20) My dog will brave massive thunderstorms, long, chaotic road trips, screaming children with grabby hands, fireworks, and clumsy drunk people with equal aplomb. But the wind rustling a curtain or making a door swing fills him with tremendous anxiety. I wish I could figure out what’s going on in his head […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) You’re good at lots of things, but gardening’s generally a no-no. Most Rams simply don’t have green thumbs. It’s not that you don’t like taking care of others; it’s just that it works best if they actively remind you when they need some of your TLC. Plants are quite simply not […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) An Aries walking around with an empty belly? How is this happening? Usually, you experience a need and you fill it, no matter what gets in your way. So what could possibly convince you to deprive yourself? A potential love? A principle? Some authority figure? (Yeah, right.) Or could it be […]

Hairology: Wedding season styles to put some spring in your step

Hairology: Wedding season styles to put some spring in your step

It’s the beginning of the wedding season, so Star Stresses decided to look at the photo shoot of our last in-house wedding party, which was just a few weeks ago. This is what we saw: The bride and her party came into Star Tresses at 8 a.m., nine bridesmaids plus the mother of the bride […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Everyone’s had one of those stomach-churning nights where something you ate didn’t agree with you, and you spent the entire time making trips into the bathroom (or giving up and just camping out there). It’s amazing how much that can throw you for a loop; lack of sleep and nourishment makes […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Different predators use different methods to catch their prey. Some lie patiently in wait for long periods. Others stalk their victims until they can catch them unawares. Some lay traps. Still others rely on greater strength or speed to simply run them down. And some, like the wiliest of your tribe, […]

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Sign language: What do the stars have in line for you?

Aries (March 21-April 19) Being the center of the universe sucks, doesn’t it? If someone nearby is in a bad mood, it’s obviously because you’ve done something wrong. If the people around you have problems, it’s clearly your job to solve them. Even if you can logically dismiss these irrational and self-hindering illusions, emotionally it’s […]

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