Man of the Week: Ken Cipriani
First Posted: 3/30/2015
Full name: Kenneth Angelo Cipriani
Hometown: Olyphant, PA
Favorite Weekender feature: Sorry Mom and Dad
Favorite bar/restaurant: Twist
What are you passionate about? Bourbon, burgers and big butts. Boom.
Who do you admire? That one girl from the “Bad Girls Club” who woke everyone up by smashing frying pans together and stuff all over the house.
What’s something most people don’t know about you? I’m married to a man. Hi, Tobias! We rowed crew together in college. Barbie’s actually my cousin, dude. Mattel said it’ll ruin my image if I come out. Oh…wait…
Are you a dog person or a cat person? Ugh, I hate pussies. Dogs.
If you had to pick, would you want someone with beauty or brains? This is such a dumb question. Everybody wants brains and everybody wants beauty. I just want Popeye’s.
My last meal would be … You. Only way I’m leaving this life is as a zombie.
My theme song would be … “Dude (Looks Like a Lady)” by Aerosmith
My best concert was … Bro, one time I saw B2K and Lil’ Bow Wow in concert together. I was never the same after. Aaron Carter and Ryan Cabrera are a close second and third on this list respectively.
For a good time I … Troll around rest stop bathrooms and run-down movie theaters.