First Posted: 3/3/2015

Hey, gang! What’s happening this weekend? Here’s what our staff will be up to in a few days.

Sarah: “Checking out ‘Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody,’ at the Kirby Center. If it’s half as good as ‘Cuff Me,’ another parody of the awful movie, then it’ll be fantastic.”

Jeric: “I’ll be joining Sarah for ‘Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody’ at the Kirby Center. Never laughed as hard as I did during the off-broadway show ‘Cuff Me: The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody,’ so I am eagerly awaiting Spank!’s take on the 50 Shades phenomenon.”

Sam: “I’m going to see Gilbert Gottfried on Friday night and experience my first Parade Day in Pittston on Saturday.”

Justin: “I’m a fan of spanking, so I’ll be checking out ‘Spank!’ The Fifty Shades Parody’ at the Kirby Center. I hope I have better seats than Sarah and Jeric.”

Matt: “Practicing for St. Patrick’s Day.”

Héctor: “Hydrating. First rugby match of the season, baby! I’ve been playing since my freshman year at Columbia, so I’m happy to have found a local team — the Wilkes-Barre Breakers Rugby Football Club. If you’re interested, check out their website! www.wilkesbarrerugby.com”

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